To follow this entirely perverse branch of the original thread:
Out in Amish country, a county deputy drove up behind an Amish horse and buggy. The Slow Vehicle triangle was loose and swinging down and out of position. Wanting to be helpful, the deputy pulls over the horse and buggy and finds an elderly Amish woman driving.
The deputy tells her the slow vehicle sign on the back of the buggy has come loose and perhaps she should have her husband reattach it. As he's telling her, he looks down and notices one of the reins wrapped around the horse's right testicle.
Not wanting to overly alarm her, the deputy gently told her that perhaps her husband should look at the right rein as well.
The elderly Amish woman thanked the officer and proceeded home. When her husband came out to meet her, she said:
"Elijah, the english constable told me you should reattach the slow vehicle sign and you need to check the emergency brake."
-Nate
In a message dated 1/27/2003 1:31:37 PM Eastern Standard Time, mrchurchill109@yahoo.com writes:
> --- Patrick Parsons <patrickparsons@hawaii.rr.com> wrote:
> >
> > "Hey, Mr. Horse Registrar, get your hands off my mare's
> > bum..."
>
> To quote Robin WIlliams:
>
> "And if you're in Amish country and you see a man with his
> arm up a horse's arse remember - he's a mechanic."
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