Re: [lro] Special Purpose crap: Re: Swedish Saab designer bastards.

From: Zaxcoinc@aol.com
Date: Sat Dec 21 2002 - 14:27:32 EST

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    In a message dated 12/16/02 11:52:49 AM Pacific Standard Time,
    frank.elson@ntlworld.com writes:

    > If I can't fix it with a
    > > well-equipped toolbox what did you do wrong designing it?
    > >
    >

    Recent experience with s Saab 900S. The alternator failed, leaving me in the
    very best part of town. Very best if what you wanted was heroin crack
    cocaine, and bodily violence. Luckily I was within just a little bit of my
    destination a cop shop. I got a battery charge from them, and scooted for
    elsewhere, and essayed to remove the alternator. The alternator is under the
    air conditioner, about twenty hoses and difficult to even see, much less
    service. Once down to the source of all power, I loosened the fasteners, and
    attempted to remove the lower pivot bolt on the alternator. The bolt must be
    removed almost completely to free the alternator from its greasy resting
    place. The bolt interferes with the fire wall at about two inches withdrawal,
    and must be withdrawn at least 6 inches to free the alternator. Much brute
    force and massive ignorance ensued, and the alternator was eventually
    removed.

    The cure for replacement is to remove the oil filter mount, and to insert the
    offensive bolt into its bracket from the opposite side using the resulting
    freed space. Thus, to remove the alternator, one has only to remove the oil
    filter assembly, not as the designers intended, the entire engine from the
    car.

    Is there a way to send the designers of such stuff to Iran, to assist with
    their defense?

    Zack, "much more warlike towards the Swedes than before" Arbios
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