The impact velocity of the two pound sledge bears a direct correlation to
the number of ounces of fermented malt beverage contained within each
nonferrous metal or silica based material fermented beverage
containerization device, of course also accounting for the weight of each
said containerization device, the number of units consumed and the time
over which consumed. Account must also be taken of the dangerous and
haphazard manner in which the two pound sledge may be wielded once a
certain threshold amount of fermented malt beverage is consumed (this
level varies from one individual to the next). We must accept that the
force applied depends entirely on the blow landing on the intended target
and not some other part of the land rover or the metacarpal phalanges
(fingers) of the subject. Finally, account must be taken of the nature
and quality of the malt beverage as well as of whether the malt beverage
has been subjected to a distillation and aging process rendering it a
beverage commonly referred to as scotch, or if it has not, and has
instead been processed into "beer." thus my reference to a sixer of PBR.
I admit leaving out one significant detail, that being whether or not
the sixer is of "pounders" or the usual 12 ounce nonferrous metal
containerization units. Recent studies have revealed no, repeat no
significant variation in the level of force applied by nine out of ten
land rover owners surveyed when a comparison was made between the larger
(big mout, aka "guzzler") pop tab openings in said nonferrous metal
containerization units versus the older and now obsolete smaller
openings.
Simon "I still need the figure folks" Harding
-----Original Message-----
From: Easton Trevor A [SMTP:trevor_easton@dofasco.ca]
Sent: Friday, April 20, 2001 12:16 PM
To: schultelaw@transport.com; catchall@schulte-law.com; SJH;
lro@works.team.net
Subject: RE: LRO: OD nut torque setting needed - seriously
You failed to specify the impact velocity for the 2 lb hammer.
> 100 foot pounds, or 5 whacks with the 2-pound sledge on the edge of the
> blunt chisel.....8*)
>
> ajr
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