LRO: Re: Re: True Brits (was Guinness)

From: Frank Elson (frankelson@felson.freeserve.co.uk)
Date: Wed Jun 13 2001 - 14:35:48 EDT

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    Normandy was named Normandy 'cos it was a part of France that had been
    settled by 'men of the North' - ie Norsemen, or Vikings.
    Funny how we have differing views of why Wales wasn't invaded :-)>
    Best Cheers

    Frank
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    ----- Original Message -----
    From: Alex Maiolo <Rovernut@nc.rr.com>
    To: <lro@Works.Team.Net>; Alex Maiolo <stablenet@nc.rr.com>
    Sent: Tuesday, June 12, 2001 11:52 PM
    Subject: LRO: Re: True Brits (was Guinness)

    > > Funny, all those good Anglo Saxon Britons from Robin Hood's time were
    > being
    > > put upon by Normans, who were nothing more than a bunch of hopped up
    > > Vikings, another Germanic crowd.
    >
    > Close - the Normans were from Normandy, France.
    > William the Conquerer, betrayal, Hastings, Bayeux Tapestry.
    > 1066, And All That.
    >
    > As far as the Britons thing goes, my British History is a little fuzzy
    after
    > about 2000 B.C.E., but perhaps the reason the Cymru bunch claim to be the
    > only "true Brits" is because nobody has successfully invaded them. The
    > island was full of the same short, dark-skinned, big headed chaps until
    the
    > invaders came. The Vikings didn't get into Wales. Got their asses kicked,
    > really. The Romans pretty much stopped short. The Normans didn't bother
    > because they heard they would most likely get a whuppin' (they weren't
    used
    > to mountain combat).
    >
    > Basically, the armies of history never felt like messing with this hearty
    > group of Celtic biker-types, so I guess they are "pure," whereas the rest
    of
    > Britain has been intermixed. A list of town names in England will verify
    the
    > many influences on its culture, whereas Wales gives you the most
    vowel-free
    > placenames for your buck (pound), because they're mostly still named in
    > Welsh Gaelic or a derivative. Viva la glottal stop.
    > The English have had so many genetic influences over the last 2500 years
    > it's safe to say that they are just as much mutts as we Yanks are.
    > The myth that red hair is a Scottish trait is...well.... a myth. Danish
    men
    > on pillage parties left their zygotes scattered with the women of both
    > Tartan-land and Hibernia, so while free of Roman genes, they've been
    > seriously tainted from the East.
    >
    >
    > Nid yw Cymru ar Werth!
    > Alex Maiolo (Huw Goc Aur)
    > Chapel Hill NC
    >
    >



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